🦇✨ MAIN AD ✨🦇 AUTUMN ☠ • MEMPHIS AREA • OUTCALLS ONLY • READ BEFORE TEXTING~♡~YES, I MEAN THE WHOLE THING - 25

Hello, pretty new playthings~♡~I’m Autumn. 25 ☆ 5'9" ☆ Alternative ☆ Tattooed ☆ Cannabis-friendly Soft-spoken, sarcastic, bratty & considerably more entertaining than My resting bitch face initially suggests. 🖤 I enjoy good conversation, playful teasing, natural chemistry & being around someone who understands that an attractive woman is still a whole human being with preferences, boundaries & standards. I’m sweet when I like you. Bratty almost regardless. And very easy to get along with when I’m not being given a reason to wonder whether adulthood was optional in your household😭 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📍🖤 FIRST THINGS FIRST~♡~I DO NOT LIVE IN MEMPHIS. 🖤📍 I live approximately ONE HOUR AWAY in ARKANSAS & travel into Memphis and surrounding areas for appointments. If THIS specific ad is the one currently posted, there is a very good chance I am: 🖤 At home. 🖤 Comfortable in My bed. 🖤 At work. 🖤 Or otherwise NOT already wandering around Memphis waiting for someone to text “wyd.” 😭 I visit Memphis somewhat randomly. When I am actively IN Memphis or already heading that direction, I will ALMOST ALWAYS post a separate: ✨ CURRENT AVAILABILITY AD ✨ with My actual openings for that day/evening. CHECK FOR THAT FIRST! If there is NO current availability ad posted, assume I am NOT in town. That does NOT mean I cannot see you. It DOES mean you should expect Me to need approximately: 🖤 1 HOURS’ NOTICE 🖤 for most same-day Memphis bookings so I can get ready, confirm everything, make the drive & arrive without reenacting Fast & Furious: Arkansas Edition. 😭 Planning ahead is always prettier. 🌙 I AM A NIGHT OWL 🌙 Afternoons, evenings & nights are My usual availability. Morning appointments may occasionally be possible WITH ADVANCE PLANNING, but they are absolutely not My default. The closer we creep toward noon, the happier this vampire will be. 🖤 🦇 JACKSON, TN: AT LEAST 24 HOURS’ ADVANCE NOTICE. I am not accepting midnight “u available” summons for a drive that substantial. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏨🖤 OUTCALLS ONLY~♡~YOU MUST HOST 🖤🏨 I DO NOT HOST. I travel to YOU. ✨ Nice hotel = preferred. ✨ Clean, appropriate private residence = potentially workable. ❌ Car dates. ❌ Parking lots. ❌ Getting into your vehicle. ❌ “Start driving & I’ll send the address eventually.” Absolutely fucking not. 😭 A general hosting area or hotel name is perfectly fine when you initially contact Me. Before I actually head your way, however, I need the REAL hosting address. No appropriate place to host = no appointment. Simple as that. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰🖤 MY RATES ARE FIRM 🖤💰 🖤 QV — $350 Up to approximately 20 minutes. 🖤 HHR — $450 Approximately 30–45 minutes. 🖤 ONE HOUR — $600 🖤 TWO TO THREE HOURS — $850 Can you find cheaper ✨ OF FUCKING COURSE YOU CAN ✨ So, if cheap is your priority, choose your provider accordingly. I am not competing to become the least expensive woman on the website~♡~My rates reflect My experience as a provider, my, travel, discretion, company, energy & the overall experience you are booking with Me 🦇Luxury would not be luxury if everybody could afford it😌🦇 You are perfectly allowed to decide I am outside your budget. I am equally allowed to remain outside it. “But somebody else charges…” “My budget is…” “What if I become a regular” “But you don’t do ___” None of these change My rates & your opinions are beyond irrelevant. I would genuinely rather lose an appointment than spend one millisecond arguing about My own prices. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸🖤 DEPOSITS ARE OPTIONAL~♡~BUT THEY GET MY ATTENTION 🖤💸 A deposit is NOT required to discuss or arrange an appointment with Me. HOWEVER~♡~deposited appointments receive PRIORITY. Deposits go toward your total. 🖤 QV — $50 🖤 HHR OR LONGER — $100 Putting a little skin in the game tells Me you are actually serious instead of contributing nothing to our plans beyond: “Trust me baby.” 😭 Depositing may put considerably more pep in My step as well~♡~HoweverIt will NOT make Me felony-speed down the interstate. You may be drooling over My gorgeousness You can be eager to meet Me. You may be excited to just fuck.. You may even have sent deposit already. You are still not worth Me explaining to an Arkansas or Memphis state trooper why 97 in a 70 felt spiritually necessary. 😭🖤 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📸🖤 ABOUT PICTURES & VERIFICATION 🖤📸 No, darling~♡~I am NOT sending you a private catalog of extra full-body pictures because you found My number. You already have pictures & several videos. Use your eyes, enjoy what I've given you😌 Becauss you DEFINITELY are not receiving intimate pictures because you “might book,” or you "just GOTTA see/know"~♡~especially if you cannot even handle sending a deposit. Do not bother asking I am tired of repeating Myself If we have reached the ACTUAL BOOKING stage and reasonable verification is necessary, I can provide a current verification photo. That is verification. Not a private photoshoot. Not free content. Not an invitation to start requesting specific poses, outfits or anatomy. I have seen what I am supposedly “competing” with. I am very comfortably aware that I am: 🖤 Real. 🖤 Clean. 🖤 Attractive as fuck 🖤 Fun. 🖤 Exactly as advertised. And I am equally aware that I am not the cheapest option~♡~I am perfectly comfortable with both facts. 😘 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🌿🖤 YES, I’M NATURAL~♡~AND I MEAN VERY NATURAL 🖤🌿 My legs & underarms have been completely natural for approximately THREE YEARS. Not three weeks. Not “until somebody asks nicely.” Three. Years. Straight. I like them that way. Downstairs stays natural but generally maintained/trimmed. If completely hairless women are your preference, that is perfectly fine~♡~ I am simply not the woman you should book. My body comes exactly as advertised. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🩸🚨 MY HARD LIMITS~♡~NON-NEGOTIABLE 🚨🩸 Respectful men who listen get MUCH further with Me. 😘 So let’s make this easy: ❌ CONDOMS REQUIRED FOR PENETRATION~♡~THIS MEANS NO BAREBACK. ❌ NO ANAL ON ME. ❌ NO KISSING ME ON THE LIPS. ❌ NO ORAL GIVEN. ❌ NO FACIALS. ❌ NO SWALLOWING. ❌ NO SURPRISE GUESTS. ❌ NO CAR DATES. ❌ NO NEGOTIATING MY “NO.” And before somebody decides he has discovered the magical loophole nobody else thought of: I have TMD~♡~an actual jaw disorder. GO LOOK IT UP CUZ I'M NOT HOLDING YOUR HAND TO EXPLAIN IT This means that giving oral is physically painful & unsafe for Me & your appendage. So no, darling: Adding another $100 won’t change My answer. Promising to be gentle won’t change My answer. Telling Me yours “isn’t that big” definitely won’t change My answer. 😭 My jaw remains spectacularly uninterested & unless you wanna spend 13 hrs in the ER while they break My jaw OFF of you~♡~DONT FUCKING ASK FOR IT Bring condoms that properly fit you. I keep Magnums as backup, but you should arrive prepared. There is NO bareback rate. There is NO exception fee. There is ZERO amount of money that overrides My boundaries. Respect My limits & I am extremely fun, super horny & a thrill you will thoroughly enjoy~♡~Try pushing My boundaries & you’ll discover very quickly how much faster I can lose interest than you can lose your pants🖤 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🌿💨 A LITTLE GREEN IS ALWAYS WELCOME 💨🌿 Cannabis-friendly is putting it mildly~♡~If you want to smoke, relax, laugh & enjoy yourself, I will happily partake. 🖤 Anything beyond cannabis needs to be discussed BEFORE we meet. Do not surprise Me with substances. Do not surprise Me with extra people. Do not completely reinvent our plans once I arrive. Surprises should improve My evening. Not require a fucking risk assessment😭🦇 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✨🖤 CLEAN MEN GET MUCH FURTHER 🖤✨ Please arrive freshly showered, clean & ready to have another human being extremely close to you~♡~Match My effort Fresh breath. Clean hands. Clean body. Clean environment. Basic manners. Good hygiene & smelling nice will get you considerably closer to this Vampire than trying to impress Me with your dick ever could💋 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📱💋WANT MY ATTENTION COME SAY HELLO PROPERLY💋📱 Your FIRST text should include: 🖤 YOUR NAME 🖤 YOUR AGE 🖤 WHERE YOU’LL BE HOSTING A hotel name or general area of Memphis is fine initially. 🖤 WHICH APPOINTMENT LENGTH YOU WANT QV / HHR / One Hour / Extended 🖤 THE DAY + TIME YOU’RE REQUESTING 🖤 CONFIRMATION THAT YOU READ & ACCEPT MY RATES + BOUNDARIES 🖤 And the word: 🦇 VAMPIRE 🦇 Yes, VAMPIRE is still the literacy test. No, sweetheart, it is not particularly difficult to find I know My pictures are distracting~♡~Take another look if you need to. Then persevere & approach correctly😘 You do NOT need to grovel just to speak to Me. You do NOT need to write Me a novel. And you definitely do not need to convince Me you possess the greatest dick ever bestowed upon the Mid-South. Just approach Me like an adult who actually knows what he wants. I should not have to pull your: 🖤 Name 🖤 Age 🖤 Location 🖤 Desired time 🖤 Appointment length out of you one message at a time like I’m conducting a fucking interview. 😭 You want My time. Make Me want to give it to you. 🖤 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ☎🚫 TEXT ONLY~♡~DO NOT RANDOMLY CALL ME 🚫☎ My phone number being visible is NOT an invitation to call or FaceTime Me. TEXT ME~♡~NO CALLS, ZERO EXCEPTIONS Do not repeatedly call me just because I have not answered within seven minutes. And If your opening message is: “Hey” “Available” “Host” “How much” “wyd” you have very efficiently informed Me that you did not read the ad at all Approach with caution My attitude will reflect your effortsaccordingly. 🖤 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦇💋 THE SHORT VERSION FOR MY SKIMMERS 💋🦇 🖤 AUTUMN • 25 • 5'9" 🖤 I LIVE ABOUT AN HOUR FROM MEMPHIS IN ARKANSAS. 🖤 IF THIS AD IS POSTED, I AM PROBABLY NOT CURRENTLY IN MEMPHIS. 🖤 LOOK FOR A SEPARATE CURRENT AVAILABILITY AD WHEN I AM IN/HEADING INTO TOWN. 🖤 OTHERWISE, EXPECT TO GIVE ME ABOUT 1 HOURS’ NOTICE. 🖤 OUTCALLS ONLY~♡~YOU MUST HAVE A PLACE TO HOST AS I DO NOT 🖤 NO I WILL NOT DO ANY CAR DATES. 🖤 MY RATES ARE FIRM. 🖤 DEPOSITS ARE OPTIONAL BUT RECEIVE PRIORITY WHEN BOOKING 🖤 NO EXTRA BODY/INTIMATE PICS BEFORE YOUR BOOKING 🖤 VERIFICATION MAY BE PROVIDED ONCE WE ARE ACTUALLY BOOKING. 🖤 CONDOMS ARE REQUIRED FOR PENETRATION~♡~NO BAREBACK. 🖤 NO ANAL ON ME. 🖤 NO KISSING MY LIPS. 🖤 NO ORAL GIVEN BY ME~♡~I HAVE TMD. 🖤 NO FACIALS. 🖤 NO SWALLOWING. 🖤 TEXT ONLY~♡~DO NOT CALL. 🖤 JACKSON REQUIRES 24 HOURS’ NOTICE. 🖤 READ EVERYTHING. 🖤 SEND THE REQUIRED BOOKING INFO. 🖤 INCLUDE “VAMPIRE.” Be clean. Be respectful. Be prepared. Know what you want. Have somewhere appropriate to host. ✨ I AM NOT HARD TO BOOK ✨ I’m simply not for bargain shoppers. 🤭 Do it properly & you get the soft voice, long legs, spoiled little attitude, playful teasing, wicked personality & the kind of company that has My regulars coming back for reasons considerably more interesting than charity. 😇🖤 I’m not for everybody~♡~I don’t need to be~♡~I’m for the ones who looked at Me, read everything, understood exactly where My boundaries sit, saw My rates anyway and still thought: 🖤 “Yep. HER.” 🖤 Now THAT gets My attention. Come say hello ✨️properly✨️ Maybe I’ll decide you’re worth the drive out there😘🦇 🦇💋 Oh & vampire or not, I only bite when I’m enjoying Myself. 😈💋🦇