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๐ป๐WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A PIECE OF WOOD answer ๐๐ผ
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Category
Women Seeking Men
Age
45 yrs
City
Chicago
Status
Active
About & Services Description
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Halloween
Twas the night of Halloween
Out on the dark streets
The corners were popping
Those hoes were moving their feet!
Diamond was a bunny
Amber dressed as a witch
Watch out for Ms Meadow
She thinks sheโs a top bitch!
Misty looked like the devil
Skin tight & bright red
She said โIโm a period!โ
Hoe ainโt right in the head
Then all of a sudden
There was no more chatter
The night had gone quiet
The hoes seemed to scatter
Theyโve gathered in the alley
And reached in their bras
What the fuck were they doing
They started to draw straws!
Poor Kandy Kane was chosen
She pulled the shortest one
Away she went walking
Her night had just begun
With a skirt hiked up high
And her shirt cut down low
It was a Halloween miracle
That everything didnโt show
The car sat there waiting
Kandy jumped in real quick
Before they started driving
Joe whipped out his dick
Now what happened next
Truth we might never know
But according to rumors
It started to grow!
She didnโt know what to do
They both looked confused
Joe sat there crying
Cuz Kandy was a dude!
She took all his money
His wallet, watch and phone
He was even more scared
Of what waited at home!
So be careful on Halloween
Donโt go drunk trick or treat
If youโre not looking closely
That hoe could be packing meat!
๐ป๐ THE SOUND WHEN IM GETTING NAILEDโ๐ณ๐๐๐
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