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Chicago, Illinois Age: 45 Ad ID: #57187
Category
Women Seeking Men
Age
45 yrs
City
Chicago
Status
Active

About & Services Description

๐Ÿ’œNOW SERVING COOKIES & MILF IN THE NORTHBROOK/DEERFIELD AREA! DINE-IN OR DELIVERY AVAILABLE!!! EXTENSIVE MENU!! Halloween Twas the night of Halloween Out on the dark streets The corners were popping Those hoes were moving their feet! Diamond was a bunny Amber dressed as a witch Watch out for Ms Meadow She thinks sheโ€™s a top bitch! Misty looked like the devil Skin tight & bright red She said โ€œIโ€™m a period!โ€ Hoe ainโ€™t right in the head Then all of a sudden There was no more chatter The night had gone quiet The hoes seemed to scatter Theyโ€™ve gathered in the alley And reached in their bras What the fuck were they doing They started to draw straws! Poor Kandy Kane was chosen She pulled the shortest one Away she went walking Her night had just begun With a skirt hiked up high And her shirt cut down low It was a Halloween miracle That everything didnโ€™t show The car sat there waiting Kandy jumped in real quick Before they started driving Joe whipped out his dick Now what happened next Truth we might never know But according to rumors It started to grow! She didnโ€™t know what to do They both looked confused Joe sat there crying Cuz Kandy was a dude! She took all his money His wallet, watch and phone He was even more scared Of what waited at home! So be careful on Halloween Donโ€™t go drunk trick or treat If youโ€™re not looking closely That hoe could be packing meat! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ THE SOUND WHEN IM GETTING NAILEDโ™€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹
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